Becky Sloan - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 lyrics

[Red Guy] Huh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see..."What is the biggest thing in the world?" [Duck] Hmm...that's a tricky one [Yellow Guy] A mountains...a sky...a windmill? [Duck] No! [Red Guy] If only there was a way to learn more about the world [Duck] Yes! If only there was some way to learn more information about this... [Yellow Guy] Wow, look! [Verse 1: Computer] I'm a computer, I'm a computery guy Everything made out of bu*tons and wires I'd like to show ya inside my digital life Inside my mind there is a digital mind [Red Guy] Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question; "What is the biggest thing-" [Verse 2: Computer] Clever, I'm very clevery guy [Yellow Guy] Wow! [Computer] Count to a 50 in the blink of my eye And print a picture, and then I tell you the time [Duck] Time? [Computer] Help you to find something you're wanting to find No, it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me If you could to it all digitally-yyyyyyyyyy! [Yellow Guy] Wow! I'd like to be as smart as a computer [Red Guy] Actually, we already have a computer [Computer] Great, great news! Now before we begin our journey I just need to get some information from you! What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? [Duck] I live in my house [Yellow Guy] Spaghetti! [Red Guy] Well, my name is- [Computer] Great news! Now just a few more questions and we'll be on our way! [Red Guy] Wait a second... [Computer] What's your favorite color? [Red Guy] Stop talking [Computer] Do you like cows' or goats' milk? [Red Guy] Be quiet [Computer] Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to- [Red Guy] Shut up! [Computer] DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE! [Red Guy] What? [a mishmash of digital noise and screams occurs as several dark scenes flash] [Verse 3: Computer] Welcome to my digital home Everything made out of numbers and code [Yellow Guy] Whuh? [Duck] Wow, we're all computery! [Red Guy] Oh yeah! Wow! Wow! Wow! This is a computer [Yellow Guy] I don't get it How can it be If I'm sitting at home when I'm inside the screen? [Computer] But you're not you! You're your digital you! Virtually real, but controlled by real you [Duck] But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too! And your not real you is inside your real you! [Red Guy] Oh, wow, how amazing and interesting, too In this digital world, what can we do? What can we do?! [Computer] Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you In the digital world, there's only three things to do [Yellow Guy] Wow, look, a pie chart! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Yellow Guy] Wow, look, a bar graph! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Yellow Guy] Wow, look, a line graph! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Yellow Guy] Wow, look, an oblong! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Yellow Guy] Wow, look, nothing! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Duck] Digital style! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [Duck] Caw! [Computer] Do the digital dancing Hey, this is fun! [the speed quickens up until it's a blur] ["real" recording] Now you're stupid one I am going to paint a picture of a clown My dad has a computer You are not invited to the party [Red Guy] Wait, what? [his head pops]