I woke up on a terrible morning I should have known 'cause it came with a warning Switched on the radio and that's what I've heard: "Watch out for an aggressive bird" Attacking people on the "B55" I just woke up like my dog, that's my life Forgot about the importance of news So I just gave a sh** and I tied my shoes Finally up, I made my routine I took my bike and I wiped it clean Drove my cycle out of the night Down the alley whee the trees stand tight [Chorus I:] IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME IT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLY I'M A PECHVOGEL, I'M NOT A THE LUCKY ONE P... P... PECHVOGEL I said to myself: "Oh what a nice day" I can a**ure you that thought pa**ed away Cause nevertheless a noise came closer I turned pale and I thought "oh no sir!" I had a look, but it wasn't the bike It was the buzzard ready to strike Straight like an arrow he busted my neck The roaring bird in his frontal attack [Chorus II:] IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME IT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLY IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME IT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLY And again it was me Unlucky fellow... All my life was full of nightmares... Over and over again... Unlucky fellow I lost control and it fell on the ground My knees were bleeding and my keys never found "I'm not the lucky one" IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME IT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLY IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME IT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLY WATCH OUT! I'M A PECHVOGEL... P... P... PECHVOGEL P... P... P... P... PECHVOGEL!! OH NO SIR!!!