Beau - Skeletons Dance lyrics

Sometimes it's quite Kafkaesque How tabloids embrace the grotesque, And they couldn't be keener When some misdemeanour Arrives on the Editor's desk. And that's when the skeletons dance, That's when the skeletons dance. At the end of the day They'll come out and play, That's when the skeletons dance. A Minister has to explore A number of things he'll abhor, But come to your senses – p**n on expenses Is not what expenses are for! And that's when the skeletons dance, That's when the skeletons dance. At the end of the day They'll come out and play, That's when the skeletons dance. In public, you seem so engrossed In defending the downtrodden host; But your son goes to Eton And now you are beaten All over from pillar to post! And that's when the skeletons dance, That's when the skeletons dance. At the end of the day They'll come out and play, That's when the skeletons dance. You're a Member of Parliament, yet You're deserving of all you will get The moment you bodge a Quick pic of your todger And post it all over the net! Well, that's when the skeletons dance, That's when the skeletons dance. At the end of the day They'll come out and play, That's when the skeletons dance. The moral here has to be that – And repeat it and learn it off pat – If you seek re-election And have an erection, You must keep it under your hat And don't let the skeletons dance! Don't let the skeletons dance! At the end of the day They'll come out and play, So don't let the skeletons dance! At the end of the day They'll come out and play, So don't let the skeletons dance!