Beat Farmers - Country Western Song lyrics

Did you hear 'bout Anderson the old bum? Went on a binge drinking white rum Laid on the tracks just to rest some He never heard the train-a-comin' Sing me a country western song Make it something that I can sing along with Play it fast or play it slow But bring that thing way down low So Sally Ann will know how I feel Whoa, that dog craps everywhere Looks like it's time to rearrange some chairs Let's toss the throw rugs all over there Chuck a lend of Glade up into the air There, now! Sing me a country western song Make it something that I can sing along with Make it fast or make it slow But bring that turd way down low So Sally Ann will know how I feel Sally Ann's new boyfriend, Willie Neumar Busy puttin' a C.B. in her new car Didn't have to stick his head out far For I came down upon him with a crowbar Whoops whoops whoops Sing me that country western song Make it that one that I can sing along with Play it fast or play it slow Just bring that thing way down low So Sally Ann will know how I feel Yeah Sally Ann's got to know how I feel Sally Ann listen how I feel