Beasts Of Bourbon - Cocks**er Blues lyrics

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just came into town Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy And I just came into town Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out Well, I wait in Leicester Square With a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column But all I do is talk to the lime Oh where can I get my co*k s**ed? Where can I get my a** f**ed? I may have no money, But I know where to put it every time Well, I asked a young policeman If he'd only lock me up for the night Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, Some of them, some of them, they're alright Well, he f**ed me with his truncheon And his helmet was way too tight Oh where can I get my co*k s**ed? Where can I get my a** f**ed? I ain't got no money, But I know where to put it every time I'm a lonesome schoolboy