("Hey yo, Adam, what's up? This is Mix Master Mike calling from Sacramento. Um...ah, I've been wanting to hook up with you, maybe on Some tracks...I've got some sh** right here, if you could- [Scratching] My turntable's through a wah-wah pedal... [Scratching continues] It's called the tweak scratch.") Cause nobody can do it like Mix Master can! Come on I've got the D double O, D double O style Here we go again because it's been awhile Do me a favor don't touch that dial I rock from Manhattan to the Miracle Mile My name's Mike D and I'm the ladies choice I want to get next to you like Rose Royce Y'all gather round to hear my golden voice Cause when it's time to rhyme you know I get noice Cruising like a fan boat on the glade He'll tweak a** your a** across the cross fade So watch your back when he takes the stage Or he'll send you off on a naked rampage Three MCs and one DJ We be getting down with no delay Mix Master Mike, what cha got to say? ("Bug out!" "To!" "The mic" "All the time!") Sweet and sour like a tangerine Fresh like a box of Krispy Kremes Kenny Rogers' "Gambler" is my gambling theme Mix Master Mike with the scratch routine Always updated and in the know You know we break it down going toe to toe The ba** is booming from down below And Norton is chillin' with Mario Well my name is Adrock I'm a Scorpio Don't ask me cause I just don't know I'm known to mop I'm known to glow But don't get mad 'cause I got's to go Three MCs and one DJ We be getting down with no delay Mix Master Mike, what cha got to say? ("Gotta gotta" "Gotta get down!") Mix Master, cut faster! Mix Master, cut, cut, cut faster! All top secret and cla**ified I grab a hold of a mic and let the words glide It's all hypnotic and sanctified I never want to let a bad day slip by Now, we be getting stupid in your area Causing all kinds of hysteria My beats is sick like malaria But don't worry I'll take care of ya Me and Adam Adam and Mario see In the studio it's the place to be To all the party people who are happy and free With Mix Master Mike we're making history Three MC's and one DJ We be getting down with no delay Mix Master Mike, what you got to say? ("God damn that DJ made my day!") (Biz Markie: "You came off with that one, though, oh my goodness!")