Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin' The gra**hopper unit is prowellin' And Rufus is back home growellin' For all of y'all that are dozin' On Hornblower's lederhosen Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in Cause when he's out in space carousin' Pick up my mic and start joustin' My name plate medallion Says never trust a Hal 9000 Cause you can't, won't, don't Cause you can't, won't, don't Check the horizontal hold and check the tint Are these three fools back at it again? Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint Nothin' but sparks ignitin' Check two one two mic testin' This one goes out to Dechen Rise fallen fighters take your stance again Don't think too much about the color of skin Order in vegetarian' shark's fin Try to keep my life non-violent Mario, rewind the tape and "punch me in!" Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in Cause you can't, won't, don't Cause you can't, won't, don't Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it Ooh my my something's really wrong Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it Ooh my my something's really wrong The PA sound is deafenin' Bitin' MCs I'm oustinin' With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin' So on your way out please take a mint Got the studio to throw a craze in The ba**lines Yauch just lays in This song is the gra** you're grazin' Add a little flange and phase in Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin' I'm off the hook so don't bother dialin' They're gonna put me in the B-I-N And if I die notify the next of kin It's like that y'all