Beans On Toast - Trainsong lyrics

A flash in a pan A storm in a tea cup An elephant in the room I'm on a train on my way to Bristol Emptying my pockets of a bad perfume They've cut my mobile phone off I don't get paid until the end of the week I guess a piss up in a brewery is cheaper than you think There's no money is making music There's musicians who don't care See I like drinking whiskey and singing songs for taxi fare I gotta a tenner in my pocket baby I'll take you somewhere nice If you say that you'll be my baby tonight I know that we're skint and we can't afford anything But maybe sometimes that means that we got everything A walk in the park it won't cost us a thing Still got that tenner left in the morning I think being skint brings the best out in me You couldn't buy my soul for 99p But then the very next day I'm back at the station with a ticket in my hand A bought that ticket two days ago it was much cheaper back then But the guy that works at the station He won't let me through the gate He said the train I've booked has already left I was two hours late He said I'd have to pay again It struck me as unreasonable I told him I was skint He told me that he didn't make the rules What can you say to the ticket conductor? Except call him a prick and tell him to f** off I think being skint bring the worst out in me I'll give you my soul if you get me home for free