Beans On Toast - Whatever Happened to the Rubicks Cube? lyrics

Well I've never scored a proper goal But I'm really good at Pro Evo I can't Ollie up a curb Unless I'm playing Tony Hawk Hell, I can't even drive a car But I'll kick your arse at Mario Kart Well my girlfriend's naked next to me And i'm tapping on my Blackberry The tomtom on the windscreen knows Exactly where I'm s'posed to go A broadband wireless in the net Means I can look at p**n in bed Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers Or staring at an X-Box screen Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film And it scares, the sh** out of me Well I've never wrote a proper song But i've played more gigs than Elton John Smoked more f*gs than Tom Waits And shagged more birds than Bill Gates I can't even play guitar I never found the time, to learn Well I've never ran for president But I've written songs that slag him off I sing and swear in front of kids About GCSE politics I don't know how the whole thing works I never found the time, to learn Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers Or staring at an X-Box screen Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film And it scares, the sh** out of me