Beans On Toast - My Name's Jay And I'm An Alcoholic lyrics

I'm giving up the booze I'm starting to day A fortnight on the wagon And I'm sure I'll be okay I doubt it will be easy though I'm sure it won't be fun And counting down the hours until the withdrawal symptoms come. Oh my name is Jay and I'm an alcoholic, there I said it now. To anyone who will listen and I said it really loud. My kidney's f**in' k**in' me my memory is in bits my wallet is always empty and in the morning I feel like sh**. But I'm bored of waking up and not remembering where I've been I'm bored of blurry memories and forgetting people's names I had a beer for breakfast and talked about Hairy Dog, and I always start the evening with a few Sambuca shots Oh my name is Jay and I'm an alcoholic, there I said it now. To anyone who will listen and I said it really loud. My kidney's f**in' k**in' me my memory is in bits my wallet is always empty and in the morning I feel like sh**. Well I'm giving up the booze, but it won't be forever. I'm just gonna prove that I can do it and test my will power I doubt that you'd believe me If you knew me from Atom 'cause my love affair with alcohol has never been a problem.