Beans On Toast - Angry Birds lyrics

Train full of people staring at their phones Every single one playing angry birds I downloaded it one day when I was bored of reading my own twitter feed Bored of staring at stranger's photos and other people's facebook But the angry birds didn't cure the boredom it just made it worse Now I'm addicted to the f**ing game, like it's some kind of curse Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry Then I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful, generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been f**ing with my mind Lately I've been ignoring her Been tapping on my phone when I should have been there And tapping on the phone means no conversation Ignoring everybody else around you But the catapult needs one more flick And there's a new high score that's got to be beat Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry Then I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful, generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been f**ing with my mind Well maybe there's a conspiracy Behind Steve Job's legacy Brain washing us with our mobile phones Until the boredom steals our soul When we've all got fragile minds We'll see the angry birds where the sun don't shine Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful,generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been f**ing with my mind