Beans On Toast - Health and safety lyrics

I was driving down the M-4 at 70 miles an hour And the person driving next to me was going even faster But he didn't use his indicator when he was changing lanes He crashed into my little car and we burst into flames 'cause the drinking's f**ed my liver And the s** has give me AIDS I'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day Well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits A terrorist will rape you while pollution k**ed your kids So we crashed into the barrier and the whole thing spun around And then another car came from behind and knocked us off the ground I didn't have my seatbelt on. there wasn't an airbag My face went through the windscreen; it was really sad 'cause the drinking's f**ed my liver And the s** has give me AIDS I'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day Well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits A terrorist will rape you while pollution k**ed your kids