Baxter Dury - Miami lyrics

[Female choirs] Welcome to Miami now Broken promises are here I don’t know you don’t know Welcome to Miami now [Baxter Dury] I don’t think you realise how successful I am I’m like a shipping tycoon Full of promise and cum I’m a salamander Short riff lover-boy Causing grief to the bleeding eyes I’m the turgid f**ed up little goat Pissing on your f**ing hill And you can’t sh** me out ‘Cos you can’t catch me ‘Cos you’re so fat So f** ya I’m Miami [Female choirs] Welcome to Miami now Broken promises are here I don’t know you don’t know Welcome to Miami now [Baxter Dury] I don’t think you know who I am I’m the sausage man The shadow licker I’m the tiny little ghost That features in your despondent moments The timeless whisper The gla**y dude I’m the science of all that’s wrong And I’m making you think that you doubt Everything you love But I’m here to stay I’m Miami [Female choirs] Welcome to Miami now Broken promises are here I don’t know you don’t know Welcome to Miami now [Baxter Dury] I’m the great sleeper I’m the bookkeeper I’m the vicar I’m the main course I’m Morgan Freeman I cut master Neon Angels I’m the night chef The eye doctor Mister Maserati I’m king of the migraines Soiled Lord of Tears I’m the urban goose I’m a river of dead fish I’m Miami [Female choirs] Welcome to Miami now Broken promises are here I don’t know you don’t know Welcome to Miami now