Bauer - d**h of Harlem Shake lyrics

Hold up, lemme switch the flow up It's mercinary sh** aerosol for the odor Only downed a couple bodies k**in' just to make a quota Clippin' on the competition lookin' for a mower It's some snakes in the gra** yea I'm hissin' like a boa Constrict the b**h, take the woman off the front of the phantom and bend that p**y till it's twisted like a roller Emblems condemned by the Ayatollah Committee f** the pity boy I'm kickin in ya mollars The irony of me rappin while I'm standin beside a big a** black and white bear, you think I'm bi-polar Picture perfect I'm polar, elevated we solar, got money women and soda No drinkin, they bakin coka f** it she love Sosa, Keef chiefin' the purple He got it from Puerto Rico and livin La Vida Loca *Call Ricky Ricardo* Tell 'em we love Lucy, but errybody on mollies and sweatin' like Sharapova Back and Forth I be courtin' these women, I'm lookin' for an apprentice, and controvesial within it like Omarosa *Break to a commercial* 'aight homie I'm on it, errybody want gold but ain't nobody relayin' Lappin' s**as with ease, p**y money and weed, if p**y come with the money I really don't mind stayin' I get 'er in the studio - got figgas, tuggin' on the G-string call me John Mayer I'm sippin' Don Julio - my figgas, tequila on the diced pineapple that's rare I eat it raw, homie I'm Super Saiyan, if you ain't speakin' no money, I really don't understand Undermining authority, gold diggers who major in mining and got a bachelor with retirement plans *Ryan Luthor* Don't need to take a stand... I could sit and still deficate on your porcelain Of course tell 'em all right hand to God, I dare another to throw an obstacle I be dodgin' defeats - Patches O'Houlihan Cool dude runnin' with a bunch of hooligans, hoppin out with choppas make you move like a Hula Dance And I ain't never had a criminal mind, but if I aim at your spine I guarantee you'll never move again