I shat upon the bed Pondered of what I ate Although it wasn't his He said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought I sh** the bed Just a whole night ago Oh no Not me My name is Josh, I said And you're face To face With the man who sh** the bed I wiped my a** and left And made my way back home I searched for brand new pants For years and years I roamed I gazed a gazely stare At my stained underwear I must have sh** alone A long, long time ago Oh no Not me My name is Josh, I said And you're face To face With the man who sh** the bed (Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)