Bartone (Battle Rapper) - Charron & HFK vs Barone & Step Easy lyrics

[Round 1: Charron] Step is cool [HFK] With seven views [C] We're stepping through your center zone [H] We're Centrafuse [C] For revenue [H] Plenty views we're getting known [C] The staff suspects that you [H] And Step would lose [C] They sent you two against Charron [H] So Step and 'Tone [C] We'll step on you [H] Cause Step and you [C] Are stepping stones [HFK] Listen homie, you need to drop the mic man, die Cause I'm lethal and the homie Charron is a little beast And I should send Bartone to Iran [Charron] Why? [HFK] Cause it's legal to beat b**hes in the Middle East [Charron] Barton is such a loner he's like, "Leave me be. I live a life of secrecy." I asked him if I he has friends and he said, "Of course...I have season 3 on DVD." [HFK] You gave Step AIDS, you got that disease from B So now he calls this rapper with AIDS, Step Easy/Eazy [Charron] E! [HFK] Y'all need to understand That even if I lived in Buckingham Wore a female duffle bag Shaved my chest, got a couple tans Gave Charron a bubble bath while I jerked him off with my other hand I could still stand next to him and girls would say, "HFK is such a man." Dawg, your broad is on my dick and that got my awfully pissed [Charron] So I brought her on a trip [HFK] Stopped and parked the whip [Charron] She got my hardest kick like a Bronx or Harlem chick [HFK] Then I chopped and carved the b**h on some Paul Bernardo sh** So me and Charron get a lot of hate Cause apparently we don't pop the 8 or toss grenades But f** that, I don't even need to palm the gauge Cause Charron hits you from a block away like [Charron] I let that ch-ch-chopper spray! Your hip hop knowledge, not that great You told me your favorite rapper is Dr. Drake [HFK] Bartone knows those hoes In Cambridge the man is a rap star and b**hes are blasting his tracks dawg [Charron] Really? [HFK] Yeah, he don't even gotta ask any damn broads He just walks up to them, detaches their fat bra Takes his hat and his pants off, starts demanding a hand job And begins macking that a** raw And I don't know how I said that without laughing my a** off Hey Charron, tell them a true story bruh [Charron] Alright bruh Bartone's sisters make p**no's at their mobile home And Bartone films their black lovers as they blow their load And just as soon as his sisters climax like [HFK] Oh oh oh [Charron] He jumps in like, "Bartone knows those hoes!" Yo, you're so easy to dislike you don't get credit time enough [HFK] I called up Charron like, "Check these rhymes out cuz I'm like a 12 step program I'll jeopardize your buzz." [Charron] I respect that rhyme it's tough Did you write that clever kind of stuff? [HFK] No it's a Bartone line [Charron] Never mind it s**s! [Round 2: Step Easy] The first time he did a chick, he went to stick it in And she was like, "This is it?" He f**ing got pissed a bit tried flipping it Like, "You say I have a little dick Well I'm blazing and busting in your lady-aww, I'm cumming, sh**." [Bartone] No, no I don't buy that, that means you were getting laid In Cali you told me secret you've only reached second base So I don't get why crowds buy whatever the heck you say When you actually look like you were born yesterday [Step Easy] Triple C versus Jordan Bennett There were some bars that you rhymed Where you said HE should've been the one in the car crash that died [Bartone] Feelings caught, you did the 100 yard dash behind The guards fast to hide, trying hard not to cry Like, "I'm just a sarcastic guy" [Step Easy] The Saurus's style You traced that blueprint With flips that with the equivalence of, "Yeah well take that, stupid." And HFK's fam' tries to make tunes but they can't do it [Bartone] So Dipset [Step Easy] And don't forget your Arab Muzik [Round 2: Charron] Ayo I got the craziest flow, it's danger is slow I was born yesterday looks like I'll have to break through a p**y two days in a row With flips, I'm honestly greatest I drop and I make this Yeah I'm a f**ing nerd with flips, I'm watching The Matrix He's been my father, he's loved me honestly since grade six Remember the late slips? I used to think my mom was the greatest Well guess what dad? My new step father's a f*ggot [HFK] Bartone could give scientists tips Fly to Pluto and prove there's life that exists He could have rhymes that are sick Jump in the booth make five million hits He could have a 90 inch dick Run around the world twice while he skips And people will still say, "Isn't Bartone that guy who fights like a b**h?" So I had a few rappers over the other day I'm like, "Yo, let's chug Bacardi, puff some Marleys, and maybe f** with hard beats." And Bartone came running in with a bunch of Disney movies, and lunch for Arby's like "Slumber party!" [Charron] The crowd despises you, so you're getting sonned Why does everyone hate Bartone? It's not like he's ever hurt anyone Bartone will think the crowd will be in stitches when he's writing his rhymes Then it's silent [HFK] But why? [Charron] Well cause Bartone's not really a likable guy [HFK] Oh, valid point You've been shown hate ever since you entered the battle scene in '08 And before all your battles Organik is like [Charron] "Bartone's up next. Yo wait." [HFK] And everyone's like, "Oh great...smoke break!" Your favorite rapper is Kap Kallous He think's that he's rad man He's like, "Only a genius could rhyme "cat man" with "rap man" I am officially a Kap fan." [Charron] Bartone you do not put the O into O.G You put the "goat" into "goatee" I got chemistry with ladies [HFK] What's your formula [Charron] Beautiful s** sk**s Bartone's got chemistry with ladies [HFK] What's his formula? [Charron] Rufies and red pills Bartone's girl was seeing another man [HFK] So he dumped that b**h [Charron] She's like, "If you want this to work you'll have to fight for me." [HFK] He's like, "f** that sh**." [Charron] When Bartone approaches a girl he's like [HFK] "Did you know I'm k**ing those ciphers?" [Charron] And the girl usually responds with a [HFK] "What makes you think you're a really dope rhymer?" [Charron] So he leans by the bar, takes a puff of his cigar and says [HFK] "Well...you're talking to Zilla's ghostwriter." [Charron] Keep going cause these are some dumb rappers I'm against a f*ggot and a Green Bay fudge packer Ayo I keep going, he's Green Bay? But you know I'm in my prime You could beat anyone there, I don't care about the Super Bowl the title is mine This is a half time show I'm slicing your spine I'll butcher you worse than Fergie did to Sweet Child Of Mine [Round 3: HFK] Yeah, I'm a fat motherf**er, I'm eating all night And I only partnered with Charron so I can get free Doritos for life Whoa, I remembered it happened last year When Bartone had a few beers and started throwing throwing those jabs like a queer And actually kicked a man in his rear And everyone was like [Charron] "Wow, Bartone's career is over" [HFK] And I'm like, "Wait a minute. When the f** did he have a career?" [Charron] Bartone was a child actor going for dreams But really reading big words on scripts was hopeless it seems Like, "First I grab the cat. Then I go to the trees Then I hand it off to Brigante." Brigante! [Bishop Brigante] He don't even know what that mean [HFK] You're such a skinny f*g you'd probably OD off a nickle bag Every b**h you shag had tits that sagged And what's really sad Is that even if I wringed Bartone like a towel for a hour I couldn't get one drip of swag ...not one [Charron] Jesus titty twisting Christ You're such an ugly queer You're the reason Bishop asks us to take down that f**ing mirror [HFK] You f**ing hick Your cousin Rick is your uncle Nick Every time you give your mom a kiss You're like, "I love you sis" [Charron] You live in Cambridge, a town with an abundance of hicks Every Father's Day you buy your older brother a gift [HFK] f** your custom made stunner shades Wearing sungla**es to a battle makes you look like a clown and it's dumb But I'm shocked you didn't wear you didn't wear 'em today cause you're about to get sonned {Charron puts on the stunner shades that Bartone usually wears} [Charron] Ayo it's Bartone, I'm lyrical, bow to my greatness You gotta gel your hair to understand these powerful statements I wear sungla**es in clubs cause I know that I'm famous And people get really scared when I get in their face and call them a f*ggot, f*gGOT! [HFK] Yo, you're the cheesiest clone [Charron] That's a weak setup [HFK] Alright, uhhh, you like eating beans with Stallone [Charron] That's an even weaker setup [HFK] Aw f** alright, I'm gonna come and pee in your home [Charron] That's the weakest set- [HFK] Holy f** sh** Corey leave me alone! See, it doesn't matter if my setups are weak and blow Cause Bartone and Step Easy ain't known And the only reason y'all watching this battle was for me and Charron [Charron] Jason quit rapping, become a lumberjack You lost six battles in a row, you're f**ing wack Against Pat Stay [HFK] Jason was cut in half [Charron] Against Kid Twist [HFK] Jason was cut in half [Charron] You're like Jason from Friday The 13th with the f**ing mask You keep getting murdered on camera and no one understands why you're coming back This Jason is Jason Voorhees knock off replacement You stab guys right before they get laid [Both] You co*k blocking f*ggot [HFK] Yo, and you guys wanna say- {Organik cuts them off because of time}