BartBaker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody lyrics

Check out my hair, isn't it cute I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo We're throwing rocks, and acting tough Even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup Our manager says we have to act straight, Even though we're all gay! We're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks But secretly what we're looking for is some dick Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet, They can't kno-o-ow that you are not hetaro Snorting bath salts and jumping in place, Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face Get away from me you psychos I have some mace Damn it blo-o-ows bet that you taste beautiful NO NO NO! Get lost you drugged up h*mos We're playing sports, so we seem straight Our manager says that that's a good wa-a-ay You need the gals, for record sales So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day! Oh whats the point everyone can see it? Its obvious we like penis! We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day Lets all get into the water and masturbate I'm gonna think bout you I'm gonna think about you too God dammit guys please stop being gay Ninety-nine percent of your fans are straight ladies If they find out you're queers our sales will go away Ok fi-i-ine we'll save it for another night There's a girl, go and act like straight guys Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah-nah nah YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! Hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off But looking at you makes our penises go soft OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSLEHOFF! Hey there boys it's the Hoff, I've been on this beach since baywatch And I've been watching you all this time I've gotta say that you're all looking mighty fine Why don't we head back to my place and have some wine? Yeah, lets go, that sounds so so magical No no no! Do not go over to his home! Woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful!