BartBaker - Applause Parody lyrics

[Gaga] Remember when I used to not totally s**? My songs and videos were not pretentious and f**ed up But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batsh** insane [Bridge] [Gaga] I combined art and pop and made a flop Don't let your children watch this It will scare the poor things sh**less I need attention constantly [Miley Cyrus] Same with me! [Amanda Bynes] And me! [Justin Bieber] And me, swag! [Spits on ground] I've covered myself in blood I've worn a meat dress I've even convinced the world I had a penis My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks Instead of focusing on making good music All the stuff I do is for the fame Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays I think I'm god's gift to the human race Now watch me smear random sh** all over my face I try way too hard to be seen as artistic But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan You have no freakin' idea how many d** I am on (A lot) [Gaga] I am the definition of egotistic [Male backup dancer] She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic [Gaga] I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own sh** Then I wash it down with a gla** of Gaga piss Everyone clap for me Yes that is it! Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch! [Backup Dancers] Gaga you're amazing, a true genius And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless [Gaga] Yes, it's working I'm transforming, into a true fame monster! Soon I will rule all the earth [Male backup dancer] Hey look, isn't that Madonna? [Madonna] Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly I was the first attention who*e Now it's time to end this war! Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free Stop giving Gaga your love Save it for me [Gaga] Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping [Male backup dancer] Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring [Madonna] The whole world's sick of you, check this headline [Female backup dancer] Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times [Madonna] Sorry Gaga, you're through [Gaga] No this can't be! Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me! Oh no, what's happening?