BartBaker - We are one parody lyrics

I pull my pants up to the sky way too goddamn High Pit bulge to the side (the left side) I look like a suited thumb Wow, he really does But I am paid by everyone (sellout life) Oil of Olay Coca Cola Pam Spray Flesh Light Pepsi Cola Walmart Bud Light RC Cola Target Kroger and now Fifa Wooooowooooo! Writing lyrics is tough So I list cities LA Miami New York Cincinnati Moscow Where are we now? Brazil I always have gla**es over my eyes because They're crossed as hell My songs take zero talent to make Repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale If that's too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish And make sure that your arms move, arms move Like this When I go to the library I look at pictures of Kittens see this way No one knows What you are saying! I call myself Mr. Worldwide To give myself false pride and also Mr. 305 But those are both lies Time to confess where I come from No one cares where from I am Dr. Evil's son Love you dad Love you too son Jenny! Dale Gotta get back in the spotlight Two cheeks one bu*t and a million pounds This a** has worked so damn hard Screwed all the stars to get where I'm at now Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL (Bloody Hell!) Should have hired Shakira this s**s compared to Waka Waka Random soccer clips But it looks like sh** Wait, I thought this was bout tennis (I can't believe this! Why did I hire these Dipsh**s?) Sellout life Dale Man? Woman? Wrong, a transvestite If you come to Brazil you will die Why am I here? I'm the only Brazilian star Dumb enough to work with these idiots Pitbull and J-lo this song s**s What you mean it s**s? We paid you fifty million bucks Wasn't enough To make an anthem for World Cup What the hell's World Cup? But you don't mention World Cup once! But I said dale a bunch You made the sport look so damn bad that we Have lost all of our fans Don't worry I can win them back by playing this Horn with my a** Holly sh**!