BartBaker - "That's What I Like" Parody lyrics

I'm gonna name all of the lavish Stuff to do when you're rich Like lobster tail for dinner And sending high-priced dick pics Oops, maybe I should try to keep it PG Let's get back to normal expensive things like shopping sprees I'll host a party in Italy Dress code Gucci blue jeans Make sure that they a**less So I can smell your farts, please Goddamnit, Bruno, stop it, that is not appropriate But I really can not help it, man, what's the point of hiding it now? Hop in the Cadillac Girl, let's go to Tiffany's Buy 24K Diapers to sh** on money And act like rich babies, goo, goo, goo, ga, ga Girl, you can change me, I'll change you Covering midgets in milk Tongue-kissing rare Asian DILF's Unlucky you, that's what I like, that's what I like Smack a kid with my diamond ice, and steal his bike Ride it to the local park Beat off on a bench 'til dark Pay homeless dudes to have bum fights, and watch all night Get fully nude, and fly a kite white eating mice I'll host an orgy in Miami Wake up wit' yo' granny Human flesh for breakfast Mario, serve that man meat Golden showering in Paris, covering ourselves in French pee Give you a taste of the high life, baby Hop in the Cadillac Girl, let's run over police Steal their uniforms And hara** minorities Don't you worry, baby, don't worry at all When you're this rich, it's okay Having mini heart attacks While snorting coke off Trump's shaft Unlucky you that's what I like, that's what I like Put my nuts in a platinum vice, and squeeze 'em tight Shove a rocket up my arse So I can blast off to Mars 69 aliens all night, make one my wife Cheat on it with its best friend Mike, that's what I like