BartBaker - Taylor Swift - "22" PARODY lyrics

It feels like the perfect day To torture my exes And then put on their skin [Harry] HELP ME! [Taylor] Shut up Harry! I escaped from the asylum And kidnapped all of them So I could get my revenge [Jake] You're sick! [Taylor] HA HA HA... HA! Yeah... I've got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy All wrapped in duct tape! [Harry] b**h give me back my f**ing face! [Taylor] Fat chance! Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date! It's time! Now you all will be mine! Until the end of all time! I will never let you leave [John] Somebody call the police! [Taylor] You better shut your mouth! Or I will cut your tongue out! [Jake] Why are you dancing like that? [Taylor] Because I'm a psychopath! Now it's your turn to dance! [Joe] You just shot me in my a**! [Taylor] You should never have dumped me! Now you're all buried, lets watch Tyler Perry [Boyfriends] Please just k** us! [Taylor] It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie! [John] It's making my eyes bleed! [Taylor] Yeah... Soon you will all become members of my d**h cult! [Joe] Uh excuse me? [Taylor] After the murder ritual! [Boyfriends] Oh Crap!! [Taylor] Then we will spend eternity together below! //Taylor turns into Satan// [Satan] In Hell! [Boyfriends] Uh Oh! [Satan] All the rumors are true! I am Satan! [Boyfriends] Yeah we knew! [Satan] Now your heads must all come off! BRB I'll get the saw! [Jake] Dude, she dropped her cell phone! [John] Pick it up call the po po! [Jake] We'll be dead once they get here! I have a better idea sent! [Satan] What are you doing! [Boyfriends] Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything... [Satan] No matter time to die! I'll see you in the afterlife [Jesus] Hey Hey! Drop the weapon miss Swift! [Boyfriend] OMG it's Jesus! [Satan] How did you find me J.C.? [Jesus] I got a text from Jake G [Jake] We're actually quite close! He likes all my Facebook posts! [Jesus] And he follows me on twitter, anyway Back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you! [Satan] I can't move! [Jesus] With this Holy Water Balloon! [Satan] Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah! [Jesus] Sorry but your time here is through!