BartBaker - Tayler Swift - lyrics

Taylor: Once upon a time, Before i was insane, I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name. But he broke up with me. Joe: You're just way too creepy, Plus I've found someone else his name's Mickey (Mickey: Oh Ho!) Taylor: So i wrote a song, About his stupid a**. Then found this guy named john, But that was over fast. If you don''t marry me, I will pull out your teeth! John: You're totally crazy! Taylor: No! John: Yes! Taylor: No! John: Yes! Taylor: Maybe! *HAHAHAHA!* He hit me with his guitar, And he said that, John: We are through! Taylor: Just you wait until I, write a song about you! Then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick. And was obsessed right away. Jake: You've sent me one thousand messages. (Taylor: AHAHHA!) And that's just from today! Taylor: Oh, that's because i'm having your baby. Jake: What? But you don't even put out. Taylor: Stop questioning me Jakey, Or i'll punch you six feet under ground! Jake: Whoa! Whoa! Psycho! Psycho! Psycho! Taylor: Fine, go! Its good material! Next came Kennedy I think he was 15. I bought the house next door, To watch you constantly. And also to make sure, you never ever cheat! Kennedy: OMG we are done you are scary! Taylor: Harry was my last, That One Direction freak! I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave. Harry: Someone call the police! You're insane we are through! Taylor: You're just like all the rest, what did i do to you? So i used my stalker app, To track down all of the pricks! The next song, i write, I'll use their blood as my ink! Hey! Jake: Holy crap that nut job just bursted in! ( Taylor's Ex's AAH!) Taylor: What the hell is this? All of taylor's Ex's: A support group for all the men, You wrote songs about you b**h! Taylor: What? I have not written about Harry yet! Harry: I am just planning ahead. :John: Why are you even here anyway? Taylor:To finish you all off with my pen All of Taylor's Ex's: No! No! Devil! Devil! Devil! :Taylor: OW! OW! Its true I'm the Devil! Doctor: Okay that enough, You were right she's nuts. You are coming with us. Taylor:Wait what? Get off of me, I'm not crazy! All of Taylor's Ex's: It worked! This was all a plan we knew you would come So we hired this doctor. Doctor: You're going to an insane asylum, based on the behavior i observed. Taylor:Ahh! Ahh! Let me go you a**holes! Doctor's Helpers: No. No. Doctor:Welcome to your new home. (Mickey: Ahh Ah! So you're Crazy too huh? Taylor: AHHHHHH!)