BartBaker - Hit Or Miss Parody lyrics

I'm the most famous kid in the world now And no one can explain it Because I basically do nothing Which is why life is hit or miss By that I mean you shouldn't worry about anything This song's a miss but who cares though? Somehow I became a hit kinda like Nash Grier did Based on luck and some cute photos I don't even have to try, that is why when I sing I sound like a whiny robot But who cares nothing matters, live life like the world's ending That's the dumb message of this song I released Sweatshirt and it was a big hit I could not believe anyone actually bought it Thought songs had to be good but they didn't Guess they can be badly sung and even more badly written And that is when it hit me, life's hit or miss so why bother Tryna make a second single that is any hotter Wish I was Bieber but that'll never be He actually can sing I should stick to Musical.ly I was supposed to spend all day today recording But I blew it off cos it's not important Plus I can barely sing so it's really boring Watching producers trying to make my voice on key So I'll keep riding this bike around While girls stare at me and run into things and then fall down It's possible they're hurt but I ride past, don't help them up Nothing matters in life but putting on blush I do not care what happens tomorrow So I eat food from the trash And I mouth off to homeless drunk guys I don't care if they kick my a** Cos I don't worry 'bout tomorrow, I just don't give a sh** Because I am famous and young I've embraced a philosophy that's nihilistic Kinda like this old homeless bum Hey kid I like your attitude, you're a lot like us Why don't you stay with us right here? Maybe I will but I am thirsty, can I have a drink? Here try this! What is it? It's beer!