BartBaker - Booty Parody lyrics

Here's another sh**ty song about booty No thought went into this crap it's just booty It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie" Makes "Anaconda" seem like A masterpiece It's pitiful My new single Is just one more mindless bore About bu*ts this is getting old I am a mother I should know better Than to star in soft p**n Showing off my ancient keister I was once the hottest young diva Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia To be in this because she's popular (why is this albino famous?) This is the lamest song yet about booty Literally the whole vid is just booty It's pathetic what your ladies are doing Portraying women as nothing more than s** crazed meat! I'm so shallow That I actually Took out an insurance Policy on my huge tushy For twenty seven Million dólares Makes my a** Worth more cash Than P. Diddy made of Biggie Now I will cover my a** in lube And thrust up and down like I am seizuring I'll do anything to get cheat YouTube views That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty (please don't let my children see this) My big booty starring in a new movie Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty" Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty In my booty I keep my ex Ben (Someone help me!) Another song about big booty It's sad and pathetic for sure But I did it 'cause I've like this old dame since She danced on "In Living Color" She's still a pretty s**y lady Even though she pushed out a few babies She got a few gray pubes but that ain't Nothing can't be fixed with Brazilian shaving Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadahijay Ain't no point saying words no ones listening anyway Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap Hey check out J. Lo Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat a**? The three biggest bu*ts in music Time to join forces we'll rule the charts Six big fat a** cheeks with so much power and might We are the Illuminati of booty I am Iggy I am J. Lo I'm Nicki From this day forward we'll rule by committee Making sure pop music always stays sh**ty That way we will always be on top winning