BartBaker - Best Song Ever Parody lyrics

[Harry] First you take our worst song yet Then you dress Zayn up as a chick You two can play gross execs [Louis] I think I should look more Jewish [Zayn] This video's starting to s** dick But how can we make it total sh**? [One D] We are trying to make the worst vid ever That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd [Harry] What about Liam though? He needs a character? [Liam] How about a h*mo choreographer? And I can go oh oh oh! And dance like a stereo! Typical gay [Zayn] Now let's break stuff! [Liam] Nothing in this video has to do with what we're singing [Harry] Because it's a cheap promo [Zayn] it's an advertisement [Harry] For our horrible new movie [Niall] Come on guys we need to make this worse [Liam] OK but let me kiss Niall first [One D] Now let's all prance down a hallway together Trash this place for no reason whatsoever [Louis] I'll pee on this girl's desk [Harry] I'll throw her computer [Black Guy] What the hell is wrong with you crazy crackers? [Niall] Now I'm in a shopping cart Did you know I play guitar? [Girl] Nobody cares [Zayn] Flip the table! [Louis] This video is officially sh**ty now [Zayn] But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance [Crowd] NO! NO! NO! [One D] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Man] Please don't dance! [Crowd] NO! NO! NO! [Harry] Two! One, two, three! [One D] Now we all are doing the worst dance ever [Harry] It's so bad it's giving that man a seizure [Niall] Holy crap guys look at that What are those strange creatures? [Aliens] We are aliens who made the planet Earth The human race was a big experiment And we're sad to say this video's proven it was a big mistake so we now must end it Congrats on f**ing your entire planet [One D] Hold on please no no no We'll stop the video [Aliens] It is too late [One D] Oh sh** we're screwed!