Bart Baker - Anaconda Parody lyrics

[Bart Baker:] This song is about bu*ts These girls all have big bu*ts This video is pretty much just a bunch of big bu*ts [Tiffany Tynes (Nicki Minaj):] I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle My bu*t's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest a**et But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic It's not real, real, real Cost major cash And my surgery bill Is going up fast Got work on my nose and my lips Plus tit implants My fake teeth Mister Ed status Feed me a carrot Booty shake With a snake Ninety five percent of me is fake Twerkin' so hard it cause a ma**ive earthquake Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb [Bart Baker:] A turntable with fruit A pink speaker and skull This video is things that don't make any sense And bu*ts [Tony Frazier (Sir Mix-a-Lot):] You ripped off (Damn!) "Baby Got Back" (Damn!) I'm pissed off (Damn!) Turned it to trash (Damn!) Give me some (Damn!) Of all that cash (Damn!) [Tiffany:] Ha ha, b**h please [Farts] Talk to the a** For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles I pump real hard but there's not sweat on my complexion Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these botox injections Then I slam my crotch Into the floor Rap about s** non stop Act like a who*e Waste the talent I got Writing lyrics that will turn Your brain to rot I am a dumb sh** Kitchen scene Whipping cream Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin My super s*utty act is wearing real thin In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim So plastic when I die throw me in recycling Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb [Bart Baker (Drake):] I don't want a lap dance Your bu*t is too damn fat! [Tiffany (Nicki):] You're gonna eat this a**! [Bart:] I can't! No I need air! Stop Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh [Tiffany:] What are you saying Drake? [Bart:] I'm trying to warn you Nicki behind you there's a snake [Tiffany:] Oh my gosh! (Damn!) Look at that snake! (Damn!) [Tony:] That's right b**h (Damn!) He hasn't ate! (Damn!) And he loves (Damn!) Juicy bu*t steak (Damn!) Anaconda (Damn!) Eat that fake skank My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!