Bart Baker - All That Matters Parody lyrics

Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my a** So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly No it actually, makes you look sleazy Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress It feels like I'm missing my penis, yeah And my shirt's so oversized It makes me look like a twelve year old girl, oh yeah yeah You think I'm spoiled A self absorbed privileged brat You hit me right on the head Who in the hell just threw that? I'm pissing in this bucket to make the working man cry If you are not rich you should die I'm all that matters to me, yeah yeah Don't care about nobody else I'm in love with myself I am pure conceit Stop throwing bottles at me Ow ow, throw another one and I will scream Fine I'm leaving this scene I won't use my feet, these black guys will walk for me Check out this pic. Don't I look so fine? Here's me and Will Smith. God I'm so tight Will you please stop forcing me to, look at your dumb pics I cannot take it, oh oh I wrote in Anne Frank's ledger Thought she would have been a Belieber You are worse than a Nazi I would never Belieb in you, you douche! I do graffiti, speed in my Ferrari I even spit on my fans, if they get too close to me I'm so cool that some creep got surgery to look like me But the surgeon failed terribly I just went thru puberty, yeah yeah That's why I'm acting s**ual In which hole does my penis go? That's it! I'm leaving! Nobody walks out on me You b**h, black guys come carry me away I want s** and I will pay Let's go on vacay Brazil is calling my name