Bart Baker - Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) Parody lyrics

(Whip/Nae Nae) (Whip/Nae Nae) (sh** sh**/Nae Nae) You already know who it is No we don’t! Who’s the bro? I don’t know. This guy is way too happy. I cannot whip. You stink! I cannot nae nae. No way! Can’t whip for sh** sh**. I can’t nae nae. You can’t do it! I dance like I Stop it! Am an old white guy. It’s true. Who has never heard rap in his life. Stop doin' it! Why in the hell is my name Silento? I’m the opposite all I do is scream. This song’s like crack addictive but bad. In total it has ten unique words. I am Soulja Boy you are copying my style and my concept of having a big hit song based on stupid dancing. Well at least I’m not addicted to lean. You did Crank Dat (Crank Dat!) Years ago (Year ago!) What have you done since? (Done since!) No one knows! (No one knows!) You’re popular now (He’s high) But you’ll be a one hit wonder (So high) Just like me (Burn!) This song just steals dances (BA-BA) other people made up It’s unoriginal (BA-BA) Who cares Soulja? Shut up! I’m not a thief. (I’m not a thief) I’m like Fat Jewish. (I’m like Fat Jewish) But of hip hop dance moves and music (That’s accurate) The difference is I give credit When he steals jokes he always edits [IT’S GONNA BE MAY] Who are you? I’m here to show you how to do your dance when you do it you look like an uptight suburban man Why can’t you do it? I’m so frustrated I’ll strangle you! Oh no my mask came off my head. Hey I know you. It’s that weird perv Jared. What have you got? A five dollar foot long. No wonder you couldn’t dance all along Yes it’s true I have been hiding as a rap artist Cause I am on the run the cops want Jared’s a** We have torn up your contract! We’re finished with you! Drop that sandwich! First there’s something I want to do I want to whip Stop it! With this big foot long Oh God! Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long Someone shoot him! Just whip the tip Jesus Of my foot long Please stop! Watch Jared whip whip with his foot long. Man, that was one weird a** half-time show. Hello, man they shoot Jared.