Bart Baker - Style Parody lyrics

[Taylor:] At last I've found a man who won't leave me fast Great a** And when I drone on he doesn't talk back In the bedroom, oh! He lets me do all the things that I like to do When we screw Oh yaaaaaaaaaahh And even though this song's title is 'Style' It's not at all about Harry Styles You can see I'm over that guy! This video is a boring piece of sh** I don't know why anyone would even want to watch it It's just a lame rip-off of True Detective's credits Mixed with a bad film school thesis It's so f**ing pretentious I went way over budget on 'Blank Space' I destroyed a vintage sports car it was such a waste That's why this vid is just crap projected on my face And these pieces of broken gla** These pieces of broken gla** I'm psycho By now everyone in the world knows But I don't Act all crazy in this video I'll plat nice girl, oh! And even though I'm the devil I'll fool the world I'll fool the world BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA This song sounds like the soundtrack of 'Drive' With its cheesy 80's synth vibe And that annoying funk guitar line [Satan/Taylor:] I'm going to use a Satanic ritual To bring you to life so you're not just a big doll You'll be my real boyfriend and you'll always make me smile And we both will k** Harry Styles We'll skin and k** Harry Styles! [One Direction:] We're here to stop you Taylor You are sick [Harry Styles:] This is the last time that you write about me you b**h! [Satan/Taylor:] You can't stop me [Harry Styles:] Oh yes we can Boys, unzip your pants [One Direction:] Let's use our One Erection power Our gigantic 1D power! [Satan/Taylor:] ROAR! [Harry Styles:] Looks like our work here is done, lads. [Louis Tomlinson:] Hey, that mannequin could be a great replacement for Zayn! [Harry Styles:] By golly, you're right! He's hot AND he's got no brains, he's perfect! [Children's voices:] Yay! [Store worker:] Where the hell is that mannequin that crazy b**h stole from me?! ...This'll work. Yeah.