Barry Louis Polisar - The Dinosaur Song lyrics

I've seen some mean and scary ordinary dinosaurs Beware of their ranting, listen to their panting and do not ignore The roar of their snorts, their tempers are short; I ask you to beware If they're near, I'd disappear, I'd also say a prayer Everyone will laugh but their mouths won't crack, they'll sit there unamused You'll find out after, they don't like laughter, nor do they approve Some are soph*moric and call 'em prehistoric but they don't understand Watch for their sneer, run if their near. Avoid their reprimand They hate girls and boys, they can't stand noise, you better not say a word They can't take a joke. They fume and smoke, so their vision is often blurred You'll find they eat little kids for a treat, though it not the way you think Their ways are subtle, but you'll still be in trouble, 'til they become extinct