Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat lyrics

I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat, Bet you never heard anything as crazy as that. But not only that, I've got a cat And my cat's name is Dog, like my dog's name is Cat. I bet you think that's pretty absurd-- but wait 'til you hear about my fish, Bird. And listen to me and you'll hear this: I've got a bird and I call him Fish. With my bird and my fish, my dog and my cat, People all stare when I tip my hat.; It's strange as can be when we walk in the park, But it's stranger still when the cat starts to bark