Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur lyrics

I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With warts up and down my back. I eat shiny automobiles, tow-trucks and airplanes, I love to munch on railroad tracks. I sleep all day, at night I play, Some say I am well read; I eat two or three libraries for breakfast And they go right to my head. Factories are good for snacks, I love that red hot steel. And you know we need our supply Of iron in our meals. I love burnt toast, raw fish, and roast, bu*tered asparagus, too. But the thing that I like most to eat Is little kids just like you! I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With warts up and down my back. I eat shiny automobile, tow-trucks and airplanes, I love to munch on railroad tracks