Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair lyrics

I don't brush my teeth; I never comb my hair I wear the same socks everyday and I don't care I never have to clean my room. I never change my shirt I like my pants the way they are; ripped and caked with dirt I wash my hands on Sunday. Monday I change my clothes There's lint stuck in my belly bu*ton and dirt in between my toes I ride the bus to school each day, everyone makes room for me I like to shower twice a year to help me socially My teacher never calls on me, she's so afraid she'l faint She says my grammars good enough, but I'm almost sure it ain't Take a whiff if you want to; come close if you dare But I don't brush my teeth and I never comb my hair