Bargain Music - Charles Takes A Walk lyrics

There was once a man who was all obsessed with the strangest things Like nestle quik original cdrs and afro sheen He built himself this dome Never left his home Decided life is much better when your own your own Might not want my opinion but he could have been on to something good We watched videos of mash from seven to eight thirty And good times till ten fifteen He washed and vacuum the floor was never dirty He had a mile high pile of us magazine Cases of wine that he bought online But the delivery hadn't been around for quite some time Each moment was becoming more unbearable For a man without his merlot So he stepped out into the light For the first time in a decade Charles walked for about a mile All the streets and the houses had changed Everything had been rearranged But he walked on just the same Charles was born on september the eighth 1963 He first got laid somewhere in ninth grade All the while on five hits of lsd Its so hard to say He tried to connect but ended a suspect A hand picked architect of his own neglect Madness started with a routine of bactine and cavy A pension for green beans anything that rhymes with hygiene Its so hard to say And he hoped If he turned right He would find his way back home ya And the thought of his rainbow brite Let him know that he wasn't alone So he said not for war