Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh Alcohol, I still drink to your health I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol, Your songs resolve like My life never will When someone else is picking up the bill I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else I thought that Alcohol was just for those with Nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time And there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between Self-control and self-abuse I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore that you Found me on the floor Trying on your camisole? Oh Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else. Would you please forgive me [Repeat: x2]