Barenaked Ladies - Never Do Anything lyrics

Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down That guy should be me I'd look much better on t.v. Then the world would see That I can do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything Let's play tic tac toe I'll play X, you can be the O. Thoughts of turning pro Have crossed my mind I could make a mint Fill my pockets with more than lint I'll give you a hint It involves the "internet" I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything Don't write me off as an also ran Just mark me down as an angry man Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? Life pa**ed me by, but it's not my fault I'll lick my wounds, could you pa** the salt? I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything If I were the king All my subjects they would dance and sing They could kiss my ring And kiss my a** When I'm old and grey I'll look back on my life and say "Give me one more day, And I'll still never do anything." I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything