Barenaked Ladies - Michael Brennan lyrics

Michael Brennan took his pen and wrote a letter to me Told us about his sons, there's Patrick, Daniel, Ryans number three We'll defend him and befriend him, he's in tune with his chi He was born in a place called Moorestown (in the State of New Jersey) He's an artist, he got started, when he met Isaac Whitken Never met our drummer Tyler's childhood buddy Steven Pitken He's a voter, the downloader of the hundred millionth song So grab your coat and leave a note and get ready to sing along Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! He likes eMusic. He can use it to check out different bands The best part is he's an artist and he works with his hands He won a contest, now they want us to write him a tune But because it's MP3, can it work on a ZUNE?? As he pats you with shiatsu, you should give him a tip Cause he invented deviled eggs, he created chips-n-dip He was rock'n without Dokken back in 1805 He is even smarter than Jimmy Carter and he taught him how to drive He's a jammer and his hammer's like the almighty Thor's Just give him coffee, hold the toffee, all those crappy flavored-pours The Silver Surfer, Pappa Smurf or even Ookla the Mok Can't hold a candle to our man, or even handle his jock We're his favorite band in the world (or so we'd like to believe) He likes the songs of Ed Robinson, and also a "steve"(?) He said that chickity china couldn't be much more fun But he says we sorta lost it on that chimpanzee one Still... Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! (That's right) Bernini is a meanie and Rodan is the man And Bernini Parent is known to every Flyers fan He's a frenchy, been Montenchi(?) plays the organ and stuff While Michael Brennan tells John Lennon about HR Puffenstuff Eugene Levy had a Chevy, but he sold it to Mike And he and Linda rocked out in it on the Jersey Turn Pike In the choir for the Flyers back in '74 Eaten shrimps and training chimps to sing like Dina Shore! That's right now Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool yea! Michael Brennan's really, really, really cool YEA!