Barenaked Ladies - Having A Baby lyrics

I woke up this morning and i felt sick There's something inside me I felt it kick Something's gone wrong Something's gone wrong I got a bad headache I got the shakes Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache Could it be so No it can't be so Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth I To bring the world a daughter Or maybe a son Well either's just fine As long as they're mine And if it's a boy i'll call him godon And if it's a girl i'll call her gordon I just like the name gordon Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth Steven page is playing a solo Steven page is playing a solo They said steve could never play jazz And now it's time for the big morality quiz Cause i don't know just who the father is But i don't mind because all i want is a baby All i want is a kid Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb But will i be a daddy or will i be mum Just call me steve Just call me steve And where will it come out when i give birth Should i sell my story, how much is it worth You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe You won Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth