Barenaked Ladies - Having a Baby (live) lyrics

I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me I felt it kick Something's gone wrong Something's gone wrong I got a bad headache I got the shakes Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache Could it be so No it can't be so Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth I´m feeling kinda special that I'm the one To bring the world a daughter Or maybe a son Well either's just fine As long as they're mine And if it's a boy I'll call him godon And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon I just like the name gordon Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth Steven page is playing a solo Steven page is playing a solo They said steve could never play jazz And now it's time for the big morality quiz Cause I don't know just who the father is But I don't mind because all I want is a baby All I want is a kid Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb But will I be a daddy or will I be mum Just call me steve Just call me steve And where will it come out when I give birth Should I sell my story, how much is it worth You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe You won´t believe it really Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth