Barenaked Ladies - Get in line - "king of the hill" soundtrack lyrics

Everywhere I go, someone's trying to by my girlfriend's best friend I'm trying to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playing castanets with my knees I try to be cool and give her space But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) Everything'll be all right If you play along Everywhere I go, there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me When I'm not at home, I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash Whatever could they want from me? Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy? I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) Everything'll be all right This won't hurt at all (Turn it up) Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah) Everything'll be all right If you just lay off Dictate a memo to myself Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health Consult contemporaries if there are some to see There really isn't anyone who's in my league But me Every night at a lane, someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in on my minivan Everyone says I'm looking great But it's hard to stand up, let alone to try to concentrate I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to The Man Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) Everything'll be all right This won't hurt at all Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah) Everything'll be all right If you just lay Everything'll be all right If you just lay (Ah, ah) Everything'll be all right If you just lay off (Ah, ah, ah)