Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2] Everyone is in a rush Because the buildings could collapse Any second The air is filled with the smell of vomit Pollution and rotting eggs are everywhere Seems as though the entire city was erected Like some emergency Jam packed and crowded with so many cars And no parks anywhere Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2] No one prepared me in the slightest For this This comes straight out of a science fiction flick about how a city of the future's going to be No one prepared me for this Taipei yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Taipei is a sh** hole, Taipei! [x2] Taipei [x4] Friday night my red backpack was stolen Oh no All of my money was inside it Oh no I know it was stupid to have it all with me Oh no I'm totally broke and I'm getting the f** out of Taipei!