You have dogs instead of children You take long walks instead of spending time with your husband But if I had a husband like you I would take long walks too Long walks too Long walks too Long walks too And you're standing in the supermarket Watching the boy at the checkout and making love to him - in your head again And you know it's sad, but you can't stop It's the only fun you get when you shop And maybe someday he'll turn round and say That you are the most beautiful girl in the world And he'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe You are the most beautiful girl in the world And he'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe And you're standing in the public park With a pooper-scooper in your hand This is not what you aspired to When you were young and your whole life lay before you Lay before you Lay before you And you could've been an architect Raising structures in your head But if I'd told you this then would you have settle for it And you are the most beautiful girl in the world And I'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe You are the most beautiful girl in the world And I'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe And when you've run out of boys to kiss and you've run out of girls to talk to There's got to be more than this - there's got to there's got to there's go to When you've run out of boys to kiss and you've run out of girls to talk to There's got to be more than this there's got to there's got to there's go to And you are the most beautiful girl in the world And I'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe You are the most beautiful girl in the world And I'll be Elvis Presley to your Marilyn Monroe