Ballboy - I Hate Scotland lyrics

Sometimes in my life I take all my hopes and dreams All my ambitions and all my aspirations And I give them all up Trade them all in Put them all to one side For a springboard And a pair of shorts And a plain white t-shirt And the ability to do a perfect backflip I think if I could do it The seconds would feel like hours to me It would be like medicine Staying with me during the days and during the weeks when I'm just pushing on Just getting by And it's funny how your life is It's funny how you can spend years and years Building up layer by layer And then throw it all away in a second And I'm not all what I used to be And although I've more or less accepted it Although I'm no longer trying to change it I still regret it I regret it every day I'm not all what I used to be Maybe it's Scotland I hate I know I hate so many things about it I hate the way punishments are the heart of everything I hate the way parents beat their children I hate the way everything always has to be someone's fault Even though some things just happened Some things just happened! I hate the way people bring up their children To be exactly the same as they are Just so they can justify the way they've lived their lives I hate the way we expect to fail And then we fail And then we get bitter because we failed Maybe it's Scotland I hate Maybe Scotland's got nothing to do with it Maybe all this has got nothing to do with anything But I know that I would give it all up Trade it all in For a springboard And a pair of shorts And a plain white t-shirt And a perfect backflip A springboard And a pair of shorts And a plain white t-shirt And a perfect backflip I'd give it all up for that I'd give it all up for that I'd give it all up for that