Just be clever for clever's sake Starin' at the ceiling into shadow fakes The circle-smokes in the ladies room only Got you as far as the roles a**umed A glimpse of the perfect crime Is just a reverie away Whaddaya say we hang there a while For expediency's sake? And fantasize The great demise of the unfunny Cut and dry We'll bid goodbye to the unfunny Their personality inspires Like a five pound bag of fertilizer Like living in a house with fifteen cats You're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat A glimpse of the perfect crime Is just a reverie away Whaddaya say we hang there a while For expediency's sake? And fantasize The great demise of the unfunny Set 'em up We'll drink a cup to the unfunny