Badger - Westeros Choppers lyrics

The Queen mustn't know. I do love rap songs that begin this way Verse 1: (Khal Drogo) (In Dothraki) Mathchomaroon Khalessi Shieraki gori he yeraah Me nem nesi yer ch*moe anna Hajas! Break: It started from the north Now we are about to take it all over Westeros This is the pinnacle Yeah, know what I'm talking about? Eddard Stark! Verse 2: Lets go to a place called Westeros where the inhabitants are the best-er-os Although some of them can be a pest-er-os I was warden of the north and then the king wanted me to come forth to the! (Westeros Choppers) I would be his hand in this mythical land But I don't mean like hand in marriage I would mean like be his number 2 and ride along with him in his carriage Then everything went awry, Robert died when he was high On wine from Dorne, then everyone started to mourn Then Joffrey came around and made me lose my head But then I found out that he was inbred Robert Baratheon had brown hair, Tommen Bartheon had brown hair and Joffrey Bartatheon had blonde hair explain to me how that works, He's Inbred Hook: We're rappers not adapters Beware because Winter is Coming Now we are rapping so fly Eventually all men must die Verse 3: (Theon Greyjoy) Im about to spit fire and ice on this mic because you know I am the man from Pyke The name's Theon Greyjoy hater, Im not a fisherman nor a baiter My friend's ain't eating so tell the waiter My Dad's starting to give me crap, saying that I can't rap Hes only giving me one ship and hes giving my sister thirty Im like Im bailin' Balon, then he starts wailin' Seeing upset makes me want to cry But then I remember WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE! Verse 4: (Yara Greyjoy) My brother is so pathetic, I guess its because I am not empathetic He's just mad that dad likes me more To be honest my brother he's such a bore Verse 5: (Samwell Tarly) The name is Samwell Tarly and this beat's about to get gnarly Im one of those fast talkers, my rhymes are scarier than the White Walkers I hear four blows on the horn so get ready for my lyrical scorn Yeah, Jon Snow's gotta be the one to bite the arrow hes a sinner but I bet he could have been a better man He wants to be a ranger but everyday he's chilling with Ygritte every time he can I don't wanna wind up in a shallow grave at let those white walkers take over the wall Being a steward you have to do stuff and cook None of the rangers can beat me because I read it in a book They may call me Ser Piggy and call me fat but im the best poet beyond the wall everybody knows that Hook Verse 6: (Jaime Lannister) I was once hand of the king, The Targaryen had me under his wing Then he turned out to be a terrible guy and for that he had to die So I stuck him with my blade and then the King-slayer was made Then the people didn't call me by Jaime and Im like folks you don't have to pay me Because a Lannister always pays their debts plus my family has tons of money in chests Non-Lannisters think I'm a scoundrel just because I pushed a little kid on the ground yo Any enemies of mine will receive no mercy Just don't think its creepy but I am nothing without my Cersei Hook Verse 7: (Arya Stark) If you came across me you best watch out, I'll slice you up like trout Tell Gendry Im not a boy or a friar In return I'll say, “I hate you and you're a liar” Verse 8: (Robb Stark) You must be scared because I am the King in the North All the followers will come forth Im here to take Lannisters head on From Tywin to Jaime to Tyrion's friend Bronn Verse 9: (Bran Stark) I got pushed out of a window by who knows who My only complaint is Theon and his crew I mean he is a great friend but I fear he will betray me in the end It's annoying when people start humming But I know in my heart that Winter is Coming Hook Verse 10: Wait don't you think I should have been cu-cu-cu-consulted (Joffrey Baratheon) Lets go cuz Sansa keeps thinking that she's gotta get away get away get away But you know that I won't I ever stop and you know I'm going to try to wed her sometime today-day And you know that you are never gonna stop me, I'm the king so please don't mock me And just know that you will never block me, you can't stop me Everytime I yell I gotta get it then I gotta go then I gotta get it then I gotta blow everything up with wildfire because Stannis ain't got nothing on me and I got bit by a Du-du-du-du-Direwolf named Nymeria and there was no infection caused by bacteria I am your king be that as it may, my rhymes are so frightening I scared the beat away