Bad Lip Reading - Magic Man lyrics

[Intro: Ludacris] Julian! Hey, say "Get those, uh, nachos for me from the taco lady!" [Chorus 1: Ludacris & The Bee Gees] Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School I rescued 17 chickens one day I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you [Verse 1: Ludacris] My life is a macaroni dream Little white mouses crawl in my bed I'm the Magic Man (Ha ha ha) For real though I know karate and definitely used it on a Low ridin' hobbit (uh huh) on my mountain I said "You know what, this ain't right" And then he farted And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude It's my mountain You wanna pa** gas you can go on home." [Pre-Chorus 1: Ludacris] Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill Julian! Why don't you get it? Why don't you go decorate a pie? Oh no! Look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees! [Chorus 2: Ludacris & The Bee Gees] I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space The Magic Man, got a magic goose No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain [Verse 2: The Bee Gees] This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy And the b**ch shot him two times -- bang! -- on his mountain And I had to break it to his son We took a ring from the guy's finger It brought us two hundred bills I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico [Pre-Chorus 2: Ludacris] I ain't shoot anything! Man, that's crazy! You lookin' for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi! [Chorus 3: Ludacris & The Bee Gees] I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Micro-tape True ninja Magic Man at the Magic School Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Gang Fight!! [Verse 3: The Bee Gees] My niece had a Shih Tzu But she don't have it no more It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump Spank my wood Till I bleed Or so that I scream "Soufflé!" [Outro: The Bee Gees] Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy And I wanna touch your booty FLIRT! MILF! I got a fluffy shirt