Bad Catholic Schoolgirls - Captain Abortion lyrics

AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics ST = Special T's lyrics ST: Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year? Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer! Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! AG: Gonna kick you in the ovaries, tie your f**ing tubeses Seal off your vagina with f**ing superglue, b**h Thinking of reproducing? Better f**ing think again. Hoe I'm here, to control the population ST: Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year? Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer! Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! AG: Why the f** would you want kids anyway? They're gonna grow up, rip you off and go away and turn gay You're not even allowed to beat 'em or f**ing starve them I'm here to pull 'em out before it's even started ...stop the problem at the root yank em out and curbstomp 'em with my f**ing boot i'm k**ing f**ing babies to save our whole nation Wiping out the effects of overpopulation ST: Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year? Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer! Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! AG: I don't need no salt poisoning, or no pennyroyal tea My coathanger and my bare f**in' hands can k** a baby When I show up to late I'll just slap the who*e Strangle the mother with the umbilical cord And eat the baby, I f**ing hate kids man, there's no excuse To increase the population and reproduce Save your time and money besides, we're all dooomed what's the use? f** the world, pa** the booze ST: Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year? Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer! Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!ST: Was the punch in the stomach fairy late this year? Never fear! Captain Abortion is here! He's got a coathanger and he's full of beer! Never fear! Captain Abortion is here!