Backside Slappy - Cartoon Network lyrics

Today is a beautiful day for absolutely nothing ‘cause nothing ever happens anyway. It's a beautiful day for lying in your room watching Cartoon Network in the nude… It's gonna be one of those days I watch the Star Wars episodes over and over again. Why can't I be like Indiana Jones or even Tommy Lee? Why can't I live someone else's life? In someone else's shoes, I'd fit fine. Another day all alone in my room watching cartoons… It's days like these that make me wanna be someone else, somewhere else. I could be your fantasy… I'm gonna break out, I'm gonna break free, this is my window of opportunity. I'm gonna break out, I'm gonna break free, you'll see… Why can't I live someone else's life? In someone else's shoes, I'd fit fine. Another day all alone in my room watching cartoons… It's days like these that make me wanna be someone else, somewhere else… It's days like these that make me wanna be someone else, somewhere else…(And I wish that I could be somewhere else)…