Bacillus Subtilus - End lyrics

[Intro] Uhh this is Ahl Bet Dud Oh is it Ahl Bet Dud? I'll frickin' that this is Ahl Bet Dud Ahl Bet Dud Uhh the first time I recorded this song Was on my iPod headphones So we're hoping this sounds A little bit better than that [Verse 1] Please pause, I'm watching paw p**n on the iPad Paddlin' my plank so hard I got an eye patch Pa**in' out pamphlets with pictures of me pa**ed out My past pickin' up the pieces of ma** peace outs These meows meander through big sticks No three outs No bean sprouts can fend off my all out Girl Scouts (balls) Know that I'm smokin' Know that I'm jokin' Haven't done a drug since my thin mints got stolen f** Tears fallin' quicker than pins during 300 bowlin' Swollen Can't lift a muscle Must be the pain from my past that I'm holdin' sh** that's an omen f** My ex playing chess keeps my Oedipus Complex at rest Yuck These necks of mine Next in line Wrecked in the spine Rectum spittin' sh** of wish-twisted minds f** [Interlude] Uhh Beyoncé said that she woke up like that No she f**in' didn't No one looks like that when they wake up She's a liar I'm calling her out [Verse 2] I got onion ring stank breath Funyun dust dank meth Add diction thank Mr. Mrs. Scotty McBeth Fast food phoolays Pool noodle due dates Doobie drool drippin' in my Happy Meal Koolaid I'm a Cool Runnings bobsled so you know I'm slick Gettin' cash for gold hammer pants cause I think I'm rich Still drive a '99 Saturn through the galaxy And my ex friends Yeah they're mad at me f** sh** Goddamnit [Outro: DeCor] My clock was wound around her brow Hands down to match the sunsets frown It fell beneath the crowd of stars alone for now The dark astounds She'll come around Sometime The night concedes the fight I stepped outside to see the light And all I found was You