Step one, don't k** yourself Step two, don't do yourself in Step three, don't play with knives Step four, don't trust anyone When you're kicked around and knocked down And you've got nothing left to give And you can't breathe, and you can't hear yourself think Climb up on your box, take the rope down from the beam Baby wake up, it's not a dream Yes you've made it, you're here At the failed suicide club Sitting in a circle, crying Step five, stay alive Step six, get a quick fix Step seven, don't go to heaven Step eight, just wait When you're put down like a little kid And you've got nowhere to live And you wanna go, but your feet stick to the floor Come back from the edge, put your shoes back on Baby come here, it's our song Yes you've made it, you're here At the failed suicide club Sitting in a circle, smiling Yes you've made it, you're here At the failed suicide club Sitting in a circle, smiling Step nine, put the bomb down Step ten, put your clothes on Step eleven, let's find love Step twelve…at the club Yes you've made it, you're here At the failed suicide club Sitting in a circle, smiling